Turkey

I dislike Turkey so much that I refuse to eat it on a day one is supposed to be thankful for what one has while ignoring what one lacks and be hopeful about what one wishes and desires. I suspect that that Turkey is the Thanksgiving bird because that Americans put too much emphasis on quantity because they tend to confuse it with quality. I would rather have a small piece of chicken than to have a flavorless big piece of Turkey with too much gravy and stuffing.