The glitz of minority status

This assertion from Elaine Lafferty is hilarious, but it also exposes a truth, which worries me almost as much as it makes me uncomfortable:

But here’s the good news for those doomed identity-less white guys. You actually do have an identity! You are in fact a minority in America. Embrace your status, file a brief, find your own voice. Because judges like Sonia Sotomayor, what with their identity and their empathy, who have spent a lifetime outside your members-only clubhouse, may be more willing to listen to you than you ever thought possible.